Warning: simplexml_load_file(https://www.cerdo.fr/seam/resource/rest/v1/getRecords.xml?folder=54&schema=15): failed to open stream: HTTP request failed! HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found in system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php on line 35
#0 [internal function]: __error(2, 'simplexml_load_...', '/home/microgatg...', 35, Array)
#1 system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php(35): simplexml_load_file('https://www.cer...')
#2 system/modules/core/elements/ContentElement.php(265): upcp\xmlAlexandrie->compile()
#3 system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php(22): Contao\ContentElement->generate()
#4 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(484): upcp\xmlAlexandrie->generate()
#5 system/modules/core/modules/ModuleArticle.php(213): Contao\Controller::getContentElement(Object(Contao\ContentModel), 'main')
#6 system/modules/core/modules/Module.php(287): Contao\ModuleArticle->compile()
#7 system/modules/core/modules/ModuleArticle.php(67): Contao\Module->generate()
#8 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(417): Contao\ModuleArticle->generate(false)
#9 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(277): Contao\Controller::getArticle(Object(Contao\ArticleModel), true, false, 'main')
#10 system/modules/core/pages/PageRegular.php(133): Contao\Controller::getFrontendModule('0', 'main')
#11 system/modules/core/controllers/FrontendIndex.php(285): Contao\PageRegular->generate(Object(Contao\PageModel), true)
#12 index.php(20): Contao\FrontendIndex->run()
#13 {main}

Warning: simplexml_load_file(): I/O warning : failed to load external entity "https://www.cerdo.fr/seam/resource/rest/v1/getRecords.xml?folder=54&schema=15" in system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php on line 35
#0 [internal function]: __error(2, 'simplexml_load_...', '/home/microgatg...', 35, Array)
#1 system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php(35): simplexml_load_file('https://www.cer...')
#2 system/modules/core/elements/ContentElement.php(265): upcp\xmlAlexandrie->compile()
#3 system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php(22): Contao\ContentElement->generate()
#4 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(484): upcp\xmlAlexandrie->generate()
#5 system/modules/core/modules/ModuleArticle.php(213): Contao\Controller::getContentElement(Object(Contao\ContentModel), 'main')
#6 system/modules/core/modules/Module.php(287): Contao\ModuleArticle->compile()
#7 system/modules/core/modules/ModuleArticle.php(67): Contao\Module->generate()
#8 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(417): Contao\ModuleArticle->generate(false)
#9 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(277): Contao\Controller::getArticle(Object(Contao\ArticleModel), true, false, 'main')
#10 system/modules/core/pages/PageRegular.php(133): Contao\Controller::getFrontendModule('0', 'main')
#11 system/modules/core/controllers/FrontendIndex.php(285): Contao\PageRegular->generate(Object(Contao\PageModel), true)
#12 index.php(20): Contao\FrontendIndex->run()
#13 {main}

Warning: simplexml_load_file(https://www.cerdo.fr/seam/resource/rest/v1/getRecords.xml?folder=56&schema=15): failed to open stream: HTTP request failed! HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found in system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php on line 35
#0 [internal function]: __error(2, 'simplexml_load_...', '/home/microgatg...', 35, Array)
#1 system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php(35): simplexml_load_file('https://www.cer...')
#2 system/modules/core/elements/ContentElement.php(265): upcp\xmlAlexandrie->compile()
#3 system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php(22): Contao\ContentElement->generate()
#4 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(484): upcp\xmlAlexandrie->generate()
#5 system/modules/core/modules/ModuleArticle.php(213): Contao\Controller::getContentElement(Object(Contao\ContentModel), 'main')
#6 system/modules/core/modules/Module.php(287): Contao\ModuleArticle->compile()
#7 system/modules/core/modules/ModuleArticle.php(67): Contao\Module->generate()
#8 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(417): Contao\ModuleArticle->generate(false)
#9 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(277): Contao\Controller::getArticle(Object(Contao\ArticleModel), true, false, 'main')
#10 system/modules/core/pages/PageRegular.php(133): Contao\Controller::getFrontendModule('0', 'main')
#11 system/modules/core/controllers/FrontendIndex.php(285): Contao\PageRegular->generate(Object(Contao\PageModel), true)
#12 index.php(20): Contao\FrontendIndex->run()
#13 {main}

Warning: simplexml_load_file(): I/O warning : failed to load external entity "https://www.cerdo.fr/seam/resource/rest/v1/getRecords.xml?folder=56&schema=15" in system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php on line 35
#0 [internal function]: __error(2, 'simplexml_load_...', '/home/microgatg...', 35, Array)
#1 system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php(35): simplexml_load_file('https://www.cer...')
#2 system/modules/core/elements/ContentElement.php(265): upcp\xmlAlexandrie->compile()
#3 system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php(22): Contao\ContentElement->generate()
#4 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(484): upcp\xmlAlexandrie->generate()
#5 system/modules/core/modules/ModuleArticle.php(213): Contao\Controller::getContentElement(Object(Contao\ContentModel), 'main')
#6 system/modules/core/modules/Module.php(287): Contao\ModuleArticle->compile()
#7 system/modules/core/modules/ModuleArticle.php(67): Contao\Module->generate()
#8 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(417): Contao\ModuleArticle->generate(false)
#9 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(277): Contao\Controller::getArticle(Object(Contao\ArticleModel), true, false, 'main')
#10 system/modules/core/pages/PageRegular.php(133): Contao\Controller::getFrontendModule('0', 'main')
#11 system/modules/core/controllers/FrontendIndex.php(285): Contao\PageRegular->generate(Object(Contao\PageModel), true)
#12 index.php(20): Contao\FrontendIndex->run()
#13 {main}

Warning: simplexml_load_file(https://www.cerdo.fr/seam/resource/rest/v1/getRecords.xml?folder=55&schema=15): failed to open stream: HTTP request failed! HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found in system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php on line 35
#0 [internal function]: __error(2, 'simplexml_load_...', '/home/microgatg...', 35, Array)
#1 system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php(35): simplexml_load_file('https://www.cer...')
#2 system/modules/core/elements/ContentElement.php(265): upcp\xmlAlexandrie->compile()
#3 system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php(22): Contao\ContentElement->generate()
#4 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(484): upcp\xmlAlexandrie->generate()
#5 system/modules/core/modules/ModuleArticle.php(213): Contao\Controller::getContentElement(Object(Contao\ContentModel), 'main')
#6 system/modules/core/modules/Module.php(287): Contao\ModuleArticle->compile()
#7 system/modules/core/modules/ModuleArticle.php(67): Contao\Module->generate()
#8 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(417): Contao\ModuleArticle->generate(false)
#9 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(277): Contao\Controller::getArticle(Object(Contao\ArticleModel), true, false, 'main')
#10 system/modules/core/pages/PageRegular.php(133): Contao\Controller::getFrontendModule('0', 'main')
#11 system/modules/core/controllers/FrontendIndex.php(285): Contao\PageRegular->generate(Object(Contao\PageModel), true)
#12 index.php(20): Contao\FrontendIndex->run()
#13 {main}

Warning: simplexml_load_file(): I/O warning : failed to load external entity "https://www.cerdo.fr/seam/resource/rest/v1/getRecords.xml?folder=55&schema=15" in system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php on line 35
#0 [internal function]: __error(2, 'simplexml_load_...', '/home/microgatg...', 35, Array)
#1 system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php(35): simplexml_load_file('https://www.cer...')
#2 system/modules/core/elements/ContentElement.php(265): upcp\xmlAlexandrie->compile()
#3 system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php(22): Contao\ContentElement->generate()
#4 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(484): upcp\xmlAlexandrie->generate()
#5 system/modules/core/modules/ModuleArticle.php(213): Contao\Controller::getContentElement(Object(Contao\ContentModel), 'main')
#6 system/modules/core/modules/Module.php(287): Contao\ModuleArticle->compile()
#7 system/modules/core/modules/ModuleArticle.php(67): Contao\Module->generate()
#8 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(417): Contao\ModuleArticle->generate(false)
#9 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(277): Contao\Controller::getArticle(Object(Contao\ArticleModel), true, false, 'main')
#10 system/modules/core/pages/PageRegular.php(133): Contao\Controller::getFrontendModule('0', 'main')
#11 system/modules/core/controllers/FrontendIndex.php(285): Contao\PageRegular->generate(Object(Contao\PageModel), true)
#12 index.php(20): Contao\FrontendIndex->run()
#13 {main}

Warning: simplexml_load_file(https://www.cerdo.fr/seam/resource/rest/v1/getRecords.xml?folder=61&schema=15): failed to open stream: HTTP request failed! HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found in system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php on line 35
#0 [internal function]: __error(2, 'simplexml_load_...', '/home/microgatg...', 35, Array)
#1 system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php(35): simplexml_load_file('https://www.cer...')
#2 system/modules/core/elements/ContentElement.php(265): upcp\xmlAlexandrie->compile()
#3 system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php(22): Contao\ContentElement->generate()
#4 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(484): upcp\xmlAlexandrie->generate()
#5 system/modules/core/modules/ModuleArticle.php(213): Contao\Controller::getContentElement(Object(Contao\ContentModel), 'main')
#6 system/modules/core/modules/Module.php(287): Contao\ModuleArticle->compile()
#7 system/modules/core/modules/ModuleArticle.php(67): Contao\Module->generate()
#8 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(417): Contao\ModuleArticle->generate(false)
#9 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(277): Contao\Controller::getArticle(Object(Contao\ArticleModel), true, false, 'main')
#10 system/modules/core/pages/PageRegular.php(133): Contao\Controller::getFrontendModule('0', 'main')
#11 system/modules/core/controllers/FrontendIndex.php(285): Contao\PageRegular->generate(Object(Contao\PageModel), true)
#12 index.php(20): Contao\FrontendIndex->run()
#13 {main}

Warning: simplexml_load_file(): I/O warning : failed to load external entity "https://www.cerdo.fr/seam/resource/rest/v1/getRecords.xml?folder=61&schema=15" in system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php on line 35
#0 [internal function]: __error(2, 'simplexml_load_...', '/home/microgatg...', 35, Array)
#1 system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php(35): simplexml_load_file('https://www.cer...')
#2 system/modules/core/elements/ContentElement.php(265): upcp\xmlAlexandrie->compile()
#3 system/modules/upcp/elements/xmlAlexandrie.php(22): Contao\ContentElement->generate()
#4 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(484): upcp\xmlAlexandrie->generate()
#5 system/modules/core/modules/ModuleArticle.php(213): Contao\Controller::getContentElement(Object(Contao\ContentModel), 'main')
#6 system/modules/core/modules/Module.php(287): Contao\ModuleArticle->compile()
#7 system/modules/core/modules/ModuleArticle.php(67): Contao\Module->generate()
#8 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(417): Contao\ModuleArticle->generate(false)
#9 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Controller.php(277): Contao\Controller::getArticle(Object(Contao\ArticleModel), true, false, 'main')
#10 system/modules/core/pages/PageRegular.php(133): Contao\Controller::getFrontendModule('0', 'main')
#11 system/modules/core/controllers/FrontendIndex.php(285): Contao\PageRegular->generate(Object(Contao\PageModel), true)
#12 index.php(20): Contao\FrontendIndex->run()
#13 {main}

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/microgatgl/www/upcp-metive/system/helper/functions.php:65) in system/modules/core/library/Contao/Template.php on line 294
#0 [internal function]: __error(2, 'Cannot modify h...', '/home/microgatg...', 294, Array)
#1 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Template.php(294): header('Vary: User-Agen...', false)
#2 system/modules/core/classes/FrontendTemplate.php(121): Contao\Template->output()
#3 system/modules/core/pages/PageRegular.php(190): Contao\FrontendTemplate->output(true)
#4 system/modules/core/controllers/FrontendIndex.php(285): Contao\PageRegular->generate(Object(Contao\PageModel), true)
#5 index.php(20): Contao\FrontendIndex->run()
#6 {main}

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/microgatgl/www/upcp-metive/system/helper/functions.php:65) in system/modules/core/library/Contao/Template.php on line 295
#0 [internal function]: __error(2, 'Cannot modify h...', '/home/microgatg...', 295, Array)
#1 system/modules/core/library/Contao/Template.php(295): header('Content-Type: t...')
#2 system/modules/core/classes/FrontendTemplate.php(121): Contao\Template->output()
#3 system/modules/core/pages/PageRegular.php(190): Contao\FrontendTemplate->output(true)
#4 system/modules/core/controllers/FrontendIndex.php(285): Contao\PageRegular->generate(Object(Contao\PageModel), true)
#5 index.php(20): Contao\FrontendIndex->run()
#6 {main}
Contes facétieux et de mensonges - Accueil UPCP-Métive

Contes facétieux

Contes_facetieux

Bien souvent, le héros est un garçon idiot accumulant les bêtises, sans volonté de duperie et sans méchanceté aucune.

Jean-le-Sot est la figue emblématique de ces contes facétieux qui, tout comme leurs anti-héros, reviennent toujours à la case départ.. Les personnages s'opposent : les niais - garçons ou filles - font rire à leurs dépens alors que les dégourdis - fins voleurs ou interlocuteurs rusés - font rire aux dépens de leurs congénères, plus stupides ou socialement supérieurs.

Découvrez une sélection de contes présents dans la base de données du Cerdo en cliquant sur la flèche du titre que vous aurez sélectionné.
Lisez le résumé du conte et s'il vous intéresse, cliquez sur "Lien Cerdo" pour entendre le récit conté en lançant le player.

Jean-le-sot conte_facetieux

Histoires d'idiots

 

Le garçon habile

Histoire de couples

 

Contes de mensonges

contes_mensonges

 

La fantaisie verbale règne au plus haut point dans ces récits où la vantardise des chasseurs/pêcheurs se taillent la part belle.
Les menteurs ou les naïfs qui les croient sont parfois ralliés.

 

Des images qui parlent